tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79293536172076089382011-04-22T13:45:18.139+09:00Isa itong blog para sa mga taong walang magawa sa buhay kaya naglilibot na lamang sa i-net.Kaswertehan nga naman, wala pa silang maisip puntahan na website.Buti nalamang at ako (A.K.A Wayka Pasa)ay gumawa nito upang makatulong sa sobrang lalim ninyong problema. Dahil tinulungan ko kayo...sana naman madalas ninyo ito balikbalikan at i BOOKMARK nyo pa para masaya. Mag-enjoy muna kayo sa pag-explore sa BLOG ng mga taong walang magawa~! ^_^Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7929353617207608938.post-89169875227432415742007-10-29T20:35:00.001+09:002007-10-29T20:38:20.072+09:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Mathematician</span>: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Engineer</span>: Pi is about 22/7.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Physicist</span>: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Computer Programmer</span>: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Nutritionist</span>: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious<br />dessert!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7929353617207608938-8916987522743241574?l=mtwm2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7929353617207608938.post-48869148709238616102007-10-29T19:06:00.000+09:002007-10-29T19:09:13.178+09:00THE ORIGINAL QUOTE<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free...<br />If she comes back, she's yours,<br />If she doesn't, she never was....<br /><br />THE NEW VERSIONS ARE.....<br /><br />Pessimist:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free ...<br />If she ever comes back, she's yours,<br />If she doesn't, as expected, she never was<br /><br />Optimist:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free ...<br />Don't worry, she will come back.<br /><br />Suspicious:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free ...<br />If she ever comes back, ask her why.<br /><br />Impatient:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free ...<br />If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.<br /><br />Patient:<br />If you love someone, Set her free ..<br />If she doesn't come back,<br />continue to wait until she comes back ...<br /><br />Playful<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free ...<br />If she comes back, and if you love her still,<br />set her free again, repeat ...<br /><br />C++ Programmer:<br />if(you-love(m_she))<br />m_she.free()<br />if(m_she == NULL)<br />m_she = new CShe;<br /><br />Animal-Rights Activist:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free,<br />In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!<br /><br />Lawyers:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free,<br />Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second<br />Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom<br /><br />Biologist :<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free,<br />She'll evolve.<br /><br />Statisticians :<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free,<br />If she loves you, the probability of her coming<br />back is high<br />If she doesn't, your relation was improbable<br />anyway.<br /><br />Schwarzenegger's fans:<br />If you love someone,<br />Set her free,<br />SHE'LL BE BACK!<br /><br />Over possessive person :<br />If you love someone<br />don't set her free.<br /><br />MBA :<br />If you love someone set her free instantaneously<br />and look for others simultaneously<br /><br />Psychologist :<br />If you love someone<br />set her free<br />If she comes back her super ego is dominant<br />If she doesn't come back her id is supreme<br />If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.<br /><br />Somnabulist :<br />If you love someone<br />set her free<br />If she comes back it's a nightmare<br />If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.<br /><br />ERP functional expert :<br />If you love someone<br />set her free<br />If she comes back, map her into your system<br />If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis<br /><br />Finance expert :<br />If you love someone<br />set her free<br />If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans<br />If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.<br /><br />Marketing Specialist :<br />If you love someone<br />set her free<br />If she comes back she has brand loyalty<br />If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7929353617207608938-4886914870923861610?l=mtwm2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7929353617207608938.post-51982626341288787952007-10-29T18:50:00.000+09:002007-10-29T19:11:49.709+09:00<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>The Original Computer</strong><br /><br /><br />Memory was something you lost with age<br /><br />An application was for employment<br /><br />A program was a TV show<br /><br />A cursor used profanity<br /><br />A keyboard was a piano<br /><br />A web was a spider's home<br /><br />A virus was the flu<br /><br />A CD was a bank account<br /><br />A hard drive was a long trip on the road<br /><br />A mouse pad was where a mouse lived<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7929353617207608938-5198262634128878795?l=mtwm2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7929353617207608938.post-6113069647906194732007-10-29T18:34:00.000+09:002007-10-29T19:14:17.460+09:00<div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><a href="http://freecodesource.com/"><img src="http://img.freecodesource.com/pages/image-generators/note/created/lz1eQGOV95.jpg" alt="Image Created At http://freecodesource.com" border="0" /></a><a href="http://freecodesource.com/"><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div><a href="http://freecodesource.com/"><img src="http://img.freecodesource.com/pages/image-generators/note/created/N4abKPrM2l.jpg" alt="Image Created At http://freecodesource.com" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Huwag kang mag alala....kung naliligaw ka man palagi.Tao ka din naman para magkamali(ibang usapan na yan kung halos araw-araw kang naliligaw).Hindi mo naman masisisi ang sarili mo kapag nawala ka kasi...wala ka nang magagawa...hindi mo na maibabalik ang TYM.Ang tanging magagawa mo nalang ay iwasang maulit pa ang mga masasaklap na pangyayari...at siyempre andito ako upang tulungan kang muli.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kung sakaling sa tingin mo ay maliligaw kang muli...lalo na kung malakas ang kutob mo dapat basahin mo na agad-agad ang mga sumusunod na para malaman mo kung ano ang kailangan mong ilagay sa isang maliit na emergency bag(pinakamaganang gamitin ang pouch bag):</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">1.compass (pang drawing ng bilog at oblong)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">2.stick (pang-tusok ng inihaw na marshmallow)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">3.cellphone (para di mo ma miss ang teksmate mo)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">4.flashlight (panakot ng katabi)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">5.pera (pambayad sa pay phone kapag nagtelebabad ka)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">6.pagkain (ibigay ito sa makikitang stray cat at askal)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">7.posporo (para masunog ang extra T-shirt ng kaaway mo)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">8.knife (panghiwa ng porck chop)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">9.extra damit (pang-ingit sa kaaway mo dahil nasunugan siya ng extra T-shirt)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">10.rope (*pang patiwakal* para ready ka na kung sa tingin mo di ka na makakabalik pa)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">11.plastic bag (para lamang sa mga dyahilo *as in ung nahihilo pag mei byahe)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">12.perfume *flammable* (extra lang ito kung wala ka nang posporo)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">13.relo (grandfather's clock ang dalhin para mas portable)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">14.papel (pang gawa ng origami)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">15.DVD player *portable* (kung naiinip ka na, manood ka muna ng favorite movie mo)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">16.da ring, da grudge, tale of two sisters at iba pang comedy movies (pang-pawala ng takot)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">17.blanket (alam kong kakailanganin mo yan habang nanonood *sigurado*)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">18.tent (para may tutulugan ka naman diba?)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">19.mapa (design sa bag)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">20.coupon ng free foods (kung kuripot ka lang naman talaga)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sa ngayon, siguro yan na muna ang magiging kwento ko, maari ko din namang gawan pa ito ng part two ...kung may gusto man...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">sige, mamamasyal muna ako, kung naayos mo na at nailagay ang mga nasabi sa iyong bag,maaari kita isama sa kapit-bahay ninyo...sama ka?</span><br /></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7929353617207608938-611306964790619473?l=mtwm2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7929353617207608938.post-35919603270191573852007-10-29T00:38:00.000+09:002007-10-29T19:13:31.160+09:00VANDAL~!Yan ang madalas ninyo makita sa mga pampublikong lasema, upuan, ding-ding, sign boards, bus , lapag, puno, kisame at sa iba pang pampublikong lugar. Ang mga tao daw ay nagsusulat ng ganito upan maghayag ng damdamin. Isipin mo, gawin ba namang blog ang ang mga lamesa at upuan!Ang mga taong ito daw ay nahihirapan daw na maghayag ng saloobin (pag-advertise) sa pamamagitan ng pagsasalita(keso-mis)kaya ayun, ginawa nalang na papel ang mga pampublikong kagamitan at sinulatan ng ad.Pero kung iisipin mo, bakit naman kailangan mismo na sa public properties sila paboritong magvandal?<br /> Batay sa resulta ng aming survey,ito ang kani-kanilang palusot:<br /><br />~Wala silang papel (kung alam man nilang mayroon nito sa mundong ito).<br /><br />~Mas madali itong makikita sa PK (pampublikong kagamitan) dahil mas common ito daanan ng mga common na tao (at alien).<br /><br />~Ang mga pasaway ay sobrang madalang lamang na mag vandal sa private lot (or kung ano man ang tawag nyo dun).Mapapalitan daw kasi ito kaagad ng pintura makalipas ng ilang minuto pagkatapos isagawa ang balak lalo na kung may kinalaman ang nilalaman nito sa kanya.Maaari din na pabago-bago lamang ang isip ng may-ari ng provate lot sa pagpili ng pintura ng bahay nya upang magmukang bahay at hindi na pagkamalang higanteng trash can.Kung ok lng sa inyo na panandalian lang ito, edi hayaan mo na gawing instant eraser ang may-ari ng lot at swerte ka na lang kapag nalaman o nahuli ka niya dahil magkakaroon ka ng combo meal na sapak for free! Peksman, free lang talaga iyon as in walang bayad(kakaunti lamang ang nakakatangap nito dahil sa sobrang bilis ng takbo ng mga nag vandal e nauunahan pa nila ang mga magnanakaw ng cell phone).<br /><br />~Kahit na halos long lasting ang vandal mo kung sa PK ka nag announce, mas madali naman masira ang karamihan nito kaya mas mabilis na mag fade ang ibedensya na may nagvandal sa nasabing gamit.<br /><br />~Ang mga taong palagi sa PP nag hahang-out o ang mga taong "tambay" ay ang madalas mahilig mag advertise ng vandals kapag wala silang magawa(ngunit kung gusto mo na mas mabilis na kumalat ang balita mo, mag hire ka nalang ng madada na tsismosah).<br /><br />~Ang iba naman ay ginaagawang messenger ang PK (bukod sa blog) para lamang maka reply sa mga taong nag IT (instant tsismis) sa kanila. Doon nalang nila nilalagay ang IT nila para di na sila mag away kung sino ang mag uuwi kung papel pa ang gagamitin nila.<br /><br />~Ang pinaka common naman ay ang paglalagay lamang ng advertisment tunkol sa kanilang pinakamating ka-away, kabati, crush, kabarkada, idol,ka batch mate, classmate, kalaro, kasugalan, favorite teacher, hatest teacher, worst enemy (magkaiba iyon sa pinakamatinding kaaway...english i2), magulang at kung sinu-sino lang na makita sa daanan.<br /><br />~Ang iba naman ay wala lang talagang magawa.<br /><br /><br /><br />Tips:<br /><br />Kung sa school nyo ka nag vandal at natatakot ka na baka mapatunayan ng teacher o kung sinuman na ikaw ang nagvandal...narito ang ilang tips para hindi mangyari ang iyong kinatatakutan:<br />1. Gayahin ang handwriting ng worst enemy mo.<br />2. Maglagay ng quote para mawala ang concentration nila sa pag hanap ng ibedensya.<br />3. Iwasang maging praning<br />4. Lagyan ng drawing ng favorite cartoon character ng teachers at principal ninyo.<br />5. Naglagay ng note sa huli.<br />6. Lagyan ng "pag hingi ng tawad" kung sakaling mahuli ka at pagbayarin.<br />7. Guluhan ang sulat.<br />8. Mag lagay ng iba pang makaka destruct sa kanila(maglagay ng mabangong pagkain malapit sa vandal spot mo para lumayo sila at hanapin nalamang ang pagkain.<br />9. Gawing mas mahaba pa sa pinaka-mahabang nobela ang announcement mo paka kung sakali na mahuli ka...e di, puede ka na sumali sa guineas world record ng pinakamahabang nobela na vandal.<br />10. lagdaan(ng sariling signature...mas artistic mas maganda).<br /><br />Ilagay sa kalahating papel(intermediate pad), lagyan ng 1x1 picture at ilagay kung bakit gusto ang sumali sa NGSC (nice and good students' club).Ipasa pagkatapos ng recess.May deductions ang mga late ng 1 segundo pataas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7929353617207608938-3591960327019157385?l=mtwm2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wayka Pasahnoreply@blogger.com